That awkward moment when you feel like your...
and you wake up like this then check if anybody watched even if you are alone More LOLs here.
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That moment when you're home alone.
And you do whatever you please. Then you hear some noise… HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE HERE! Then you run to your room like: - Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?” Nothing mom, studying. “Are you sure?…” Mom please, who do you think I am? “Oh, my child is so smart!” And when she leaves: “If only she knew!”
How I cross a street.
I don’t look both ways, I just walk. When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
Walking around the house in a red shirt no...
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand. Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? Student: Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Professor: Is God good? Student: Sure. Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him....
Doug's sister was so hipster.
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Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!
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when im listening to ' No Bullshit ' and ' Take...
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Seeing an empty swing set..
staringatyou: When I was 5: When I was 12: Now:
So sue me!
YES IT’S SAD AMY WINEHOUSE DIED. NO I DON’T FEEL BAD. I REFUSE TO HAVE REMORSE FOR SOMEONE THAT KILLED THEMSELVES DUE TO A DRUG ADDICTION OR ANY OTHER SELF INFLICTED INCIDENT.
Did you know it's impossible to say "Good eye...
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What my bestie doesn’t know is that if he wasn’t suck a jerk we would still be fuckin
That awkward moment when you can't get out of the...
inkedupfemmegamer: You spit. I swallow. You gag. I pull. You lose. I win. Your man = My bestfriend . :)
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Three of the Saddest Moments in My Childhood:
steve-macintyre: when Steve left, I was sure my life was over.
Reblog if you've ever been called: ugly, emo, fat,...
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become...
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Do u know who she is?
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Slob on my knob, like....
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